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applegeuse wins internet!arguments:
me: YOU PICK
YOU PICK YOU PICK
I TAG YOU
applegeuse: I CAN'T PICK
YOU CAN'T TAG ME
me: I CAN
applegeuse: I DODGE THAT BULLET
me: I'M OLDER
applegeuse: I'M BIGGER
me: SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ON THE INTERNET
BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN MY MACBOOK
applegeuse: OH YEAH? AGE DOESN'T MATTER EITHER. EVEN 14 YR OLD HAVE MACBOOKS.
me: if i can't pull the age card and you can't pull the size card
then we will have to rock/paper/scissors/lizard/spock for it
I CHOOSE LIZARD
applegeuse: if you choose lizard, i choose to pull your lizard tail off.
me: what. that is not an option. D:
(this story ends with me being ~self-sacrificial)
Also, she gave me questions for the Seven Questions meme that I totally forgot to do \o\
[Everyone and their monkey's uncle have already done the meme, but what the heck ever:
Comment to this post (and say, "SAM IS A FANCY LADY"), and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.]
1. If you could only eat one vegetable for the rest of your life, what would it be? Also, you can’t cook it. You have to eat it raw.
WHAT EVEN. I CHOOSE...CARROTS. (do tomatoes count as vegetables? because I'd choose tomatoes)
2. M-F-K: buttheat!Jensen, woobie!Jensen, mpreg!Jensen.
M: buttheat!Jensen, F: woobie!Jensen, K: mpreg!Jensen. (No context or explanations will be given for my choices. /o\)
3. If you could live in any style house, in any location, in any country, where would you want to live and why?
I would like to live in a cozy cabin in the woods, next to a lake! With internet! Or a cozy cottage by the ocean! With internet! There would be lots of pillows in this cabin/cottage, so that I can build a pillow fort. Also, I want an alcove by a big window, where I can curl up with my huge collection of pillows. \o/
4. What’s something you felt extremely resentful about as a child?
Harriet the Spy always had awesome tomato sandwiches. When I brought tomato sandwiches to school for lunch, they were always soggy. >:( I was very resentful of Harriet's Perfect Tomato Sandwiches.
5. If you had to repeat one day over and over again (a la Mystery Spot), what kind of obstacle would you face and what lesson would you have to learn?
Well, I would probably learn that PROCRASTINATION IS BAD. But if I had a repeating day, perhaps I would actually get some work done. :> The downside of the situation is, I'd probably lose my notes at the end of each day, and would have to re-do everything again by memory. That would be quite dreadful~
6. Jensen decides to do sexy photo shoot, and you get to direct it. Let’s pretend you’re taking three photos. What would you have him wear/how would you have him pose? (He can’t be naked.)
OH, THE OPTIONS~ LET'S START WITH THESE (wouldn't it be nice to see current!Jensen in these get-ups and poses? ;)):
one
two
three
7. Describe your perfect J2 AU setup in the most ideal fic you can imagine. (Or at least, something you’ve been currently craving.)
Hmm...all I really want is a lot of epic pining. I REALLY LIKE PINING, OKAY. Oh, or a J2 retelling of the entire Macdonald Hall series, where Jared and Jensen are roommates at an all-boys boarding school, where Kripke is the long-suffering headmaster, and they get up to all sorts of crazy shenanigans with the rest of the CWRPF gang, and Miss Gamble's Finishing School For Girls is right across the street, AND ALL SORTS OF HIJINKS ENSUE.
In other news, I want to get sorted at Pottermore but I don't want to go through all of the chapters. \o\~~~
In other HP-related news, I've been listening to this podcast* -- it is ridiculous and probably kind of self-indulgent on the author's part, but it's ever so entertaining and addictive!
*-at first I thought to myself, "This is an audio recording of a fanfiction! It is a podfic!" But! as I listened to more and more of it, I realized that it was not, in fact, podfic. I get the impression that the reader performs more similarly to an audiobook reader than a podfic reader. And the fanfic is a "fanfic" insofar as it's a written transformative work based off of JK Rowling's books, but it's more of a re-write of HP:PS with Harry being a clever snothead and pointing out all the flaws of the wizarding world and magic (it is funnier and more entertaining than I make it out to be, I swear!) than a typical fanfiction (there is, however, a brief mention of H/D mpreg~).
applegeuse wins internet!arguments:me: YOU PICK
YOU PICK YOU PICK
I TAG YOU
applegeuse: I CAN'T PICK
YOU CAN'T TAG ME
me: I CAN
applegeuse: I DODGE THAT BULLET
me: I'M OLDER
applegeuse: I'M BIGGER
me: SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ON THE INTERNET
BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN MY MACBOOK
applegeuse: OH YEAH? AGE DOESN'T MATTER EITHER. EVEN 14 YR OLD HAVE MACBOOKS.
me: if i can't pull the age card and you can't pull the size card
then we will have to rock/paper/scissors/lizard/spock for it
I CHOOSE LIZARD
applegeuse: if you choose lizard, i choose to pull your lizard tail off.
me: what. that is not an option. D:
(this story ends with me being ~self-sacrificial)
Also, she gave me questions for the Seven Questions meme that I totally forgot to do \o\
[Everyone and their monkey's uncle have already done the meme, but what the heck ever:
Comment to this post (and say, "SAM IS A FANCY LADY"), and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.]
1. If you could only eat one vegetable for the rest of your life, what would it be? Also, you can’t cook it. You have to eat it raw.
WHAT EVEN. I CHOOSE...CARROTS. (do tomatoes count as vegetables? because I'd choose tomatoes)
2. M-F-K: buttheat!Jensen, woobie!Jensen, mpreg!Jensen.
M: buttheat!Jensen, F: woobie!Jensen, K: mpreg!Jensen. (No context or explanations will be given for my choices. /o\)
3. If you could live in any style house, in any location, in any country, where would you want to live and why?
I would like to live in a cozy cabin in the woods, next to a lake! With internet! Or a cozy cottage by the ocean! With internet! There would be lots of pillows in this cabin/cottage, so that I can build a pillow fort. Also, I want an alcove by a big window, where I can curl up with my huge collection of pillows. \o/
4. What’s something you felt extremely resentful about as a child?
Harriet the Spy always had awesome tomato sandwiches. When I brought tomato sandwiches to school for lunch, they were always soggy. >:( I was very resentful of Harriet's Perfect Tomato Sandwiches.
5. If you had to repeat one day over and over again (a la Mystery Spot), what kind of obstacle would you face and what lesson would you have to learn?
Well, I would probably learn that PROCRASTINATION IS BAD. But if I had a repeating day, perhaps I would actually get some work done. :> The downside of the situation is, I'd probably lose my notes at the end of each day, and would have to re-do everything again by memory. That would be quite dreadful~
6. Jensen decides to do sexy photo shoot, and you get to direct it. Let’s pretend you’re taking three photos. What would you have him wear/how would you have him pose? (He can’t be naked.)
OH, THE OPTIONS~ LET'S START WITH THESE (wouldn't it be nice to see current!Jensen in these get-ups and poses? ;)):
one
two
three
7. Describe your perfect J2 AU setup in the most ideal fic you can imagine. (Or at least, something you’ve been currently craving.)
Hmm...all I really want is a lot of epic pining. I REALLY LIKE PINING, OKAY. Oh, or a J2 retelling of the entire Macdonald Hall series, where Jared and Jensen are roommates at an all-boys boarding school, where Kripke is the long-suffering headmaster, and they get up to all sorts of crazy shenanigans with the rest of the CWRPF gang, and Miss Gamble's Finishing School For Girls is right across the street, AND ALL SORTS OF HIJINKS ENSUE.
In other news, I want to get sorted at Pottermore but I don't want to go through all of the chapters. \o\~~~
In other HP-related news, I've been listening to this podcast* -- it is ridiculous and probably kind of self-indulgent on the author's part, but it's ever so entertaining and addictive!
*-at first I thought to myself, "This is an audio recording of a fanfiction! It is a podfic!" But! as I listened to more and more of it, I realized that it was not, in fact, podfic. I get the impression that the reader performs more similarly to an audiobook reader than a podfic reader. And the fanfic is a "fanfic" insofar as it's a written transformative work based off of JK Rowling's books, but it's more of a re-write of HP:PS with Harry being a clever snothead and pointing out all the flaws of the wizarding world and magic (it is funnier and more entertaining than I make it out to be, I swear!) than a typical fanfiction (there is, however, a brief mention of H/D mpreg~).
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Date: 2012-04-23 04:35 am (UTC)BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN MY MACBOOK
That is so endearingly you. BEST
It's not so bad! You only need to get to Chapter 7 and the wand bit is actually pretty fun <3 COME ON, GET SORTED, WE CAN START OUR OWN H/D RIVALRY (now with less mpreg)
Also: SAM IS A FANCY LADY
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Date: 2012-04-24 04:08 am (UTC)You got sorted into Gryffindor? (I can never remember where/when you get sorted into 'puff vs. 'dor)
1. PILLOW FORT VS. BLANKET FORT: PICK ONE (note: you cannot combine them because that would ruin the ~integrity of both types forts)
2. M-F-K: Harriet "Harry" Dresden, Anna Milton, Ronon Dex
3. Oh noes! You're stranded on a desert island! You have one Community character with you: who is it?
4. You're still stuck on the desert island because, chances are, which ever character you're stuck with can't build you guys a boat to get off the island. But! You get to pick one podfic to keep you company. Which podfic would you pick?
5. It's your lucky day! You get to switch lives with a fictional character for a whole day. Who do you pick?
6. Oh, hooray, you've won a million dollars! What are you going to do with it?
7. Would you rather be bitten by a werewolf, a vampire, or a zombie?