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B [expressing mock fear over an unexplained noise coming from behind a closed door]: Omg, it's a ghost!
V: I'm not afraid. I'm an atheist.
The rest of us: *facepalm*

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Me: *explaining how the various tattoos and piercings of our family friends' daughter were expressions of rebellion and rejection of her family's values*
[note: I have no tattoos or piercings]
Mom: That means you accept our values, right?
Me: Nah, I'm just afraid of needles and pain.

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I've signed up for

schmoop_bingo in hopes that it'll nudge my art muse into action.

honeymoon	birthday – celebrant is sick	anniversary – first	wooing/courtship	love song
office/workplace party	cuddling in vehicle	neck kisses	snowed in	long-lost love
long walk on the beach	engagement	WILD CARD	holiday	Animal rescue
wedding – first dance	romantic holiday	blind date	friendship	butterfly kisses
friend in need	adventures	boat ride	spooning	memories

Some of these will be tricky to depict in art form, but mostly, I'm just glad I didn't get any kidfic or pregnancy prompts. I'm thinking of drawing mostly SPN or J2, but perhaps I'll revisit some old fandoms. :>