Sekrit-mobsters!J2? Or maybe it's like Aziraphale's bookshop -- where one of the J's (who is sekritly an angel) owns the store but never opens it for business because it's just a front (and he doesn't want to part with any of his ~*antiques*~). :D The world is a more colourful place when you view it through the lenses of J2 AUs, hee.