I'm the type of person who plans extensively before going anywhere, so an impulsive escape-from-the-province would be unlikely -- but I should plan to just get out of the city for a while. I did promise my friend that I'd visit her in Cambridge (Ontario, not England, obvs ;)).

I'd be happy if he would even just get a trim! And maybe a bit of a fringe to distract attention away from his...sizable forehead.